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The foldable everyone is arguing about. Unfolds into a status symbol.

“I need the big screen for on-the-go agent monitoring.”

Four minis, one switch, a photo you will absolutely post.

“I'm running my own datacenter now.”

Enough unified memory to hold a 70B model and your ambitions.

“Local inference means my margins are basically infinite.”

The developer's tier. Burns through rate limits you'll still hit.

“This replaces two contractors, easily.”

Effectively unlimited everything, including your excuses.

“It pays for itself the second I close one client.”

The most expensive standard tier in the game. That's the point.

“Benchmarks matter and I refuse to be behind.”

Twenty agents running in parallel, one of them doing something useful.

“I'm not coding, I'm orchestrating.”

The terminal agent that actually finishes the refactor.

“My commit graph has never looked better.”

Schedules your agents, retries them, emails you the wreckage.

“Once this is dialled in it runs the business.”

The single highest-conviction purchase of the whole build.

“Branding is the product.”

Billed by the second, forgotten by the hour.

“Just fine-tuning one more checkpoint.”

Queues, workers, a vector store, and 4% CPU usage.

“Headroom for the launch traffic.”

One key, every frontier and open model, priced by the token.

“I'll route cheap models for 90% of calls. (You won't.)”

Top-up for people who discovered agent loops the hard way.

“Bulk credits are basically a discount.”

For the launch video, the logo, and 300 rejected logos.

“I'm my own creative department.”

For the show you'll launch right after the product.

“Building in public is distribution.”

Two terminals, one dashboard, zero customers.

“Screen real estate is throughput.”

The build ritual. Grinds beans, kills two hours.

“Cheaper than the coffee shop over five years.”